Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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