id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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