I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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