his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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