You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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