Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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