garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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