i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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