when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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