Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Randomize