this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i barfeds in our rink
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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