i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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