I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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