Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Hippo gnu deer
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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