Me. At least after what I've been through.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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