She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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