Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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