I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
