so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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