butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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