Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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