would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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