It's like God shit irony all over that family
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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