Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Jerry, you need to find god
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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