I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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