I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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