Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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