Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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