I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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