yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
