I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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