My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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