I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
