he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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