You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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