Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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