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was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars

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(443): View more from Maryland

You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding

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(863): View more from Florida

I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy

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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together

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(716): View more from New York

The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast

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(512): View more from Texas

By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER

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