i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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