And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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