I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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