so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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