im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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