hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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