I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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