thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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