Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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