I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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