I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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