that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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