dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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