i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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