If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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