So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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