bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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