Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
