false alarm. still invincible.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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