I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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