do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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