The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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