her vagine was all disorganized.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I will be naked everywhere
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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