My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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