Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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