He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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