So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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