I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
